Day 15: OMG, Barack Obama is coming over because he knows you make awesome vegan food! What are you going to make?
In my most outlandish MoFo fantasy, I bake and decorate an elaborate cake fashioned to look like the GOP elephant symbol. Barack comes over and goes to town on it, a la one of those horrible first-birthday cake smash videos, to show what he thinks of the intransigent Republican congress that’s blocked his every move.
…but that would be a very un-presidential thing to do, so I opted for something a little less partisan.
According to the internet, the president once said his favorite food is broccoli. Okay then! I have my doubts about the veracity of that statement, especially since he said it to a group of elementary school children. He couldn’t very well have admitted that his favorite food was something super-duper unhealthy, right? Regardless of the truth, I decided to incorporate broccoli in my meal. I’m also assuming that Michelle is coming, and I’d want to impress her with a healthy yet delicious vegan meal. Enter quiche!
I hadn’t made a full-sized vegan quiche since Easter 2010. Needless to say, in the past five and a half years, various vegan innovations (vegovations?) have taken egg-replication into bold new frontiers. I was excited to use aquafaba in this quiche, alongside the traditional tofu base. I’m glad I did! It was so creamy and delicious. I opted to make it crustless, because I’m not a huge fan of a traditional pastry crust. Next time, though, I might have to try this hash brown crust (!) from Avocados and Ales. I topped my quiche with grated Follow Your Heart provolone, just because I had a little bit leftover and it was starting to harden. (The provolone, by the way, is surprisingly good! FYH has really stepped up their game.) It was the perfect flavor combination.
Caramelized Onion and Broccoli Quiche
- One medium yellow onion, sliced into half moons
- Two small heads broccoli, chopped into small florets
- 14 oz firm tofu (not vacuum-packed), drained
- 1/2 cup aquafaba
- 1/4 cup almond milk
- 1/4 cup nutritional yeast
- 2 T cornstarch
- 1 T soy sauce
- 1 tsp paprika
- 1/2 tsp kala namak (black salt)
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 1/2 tsp turmeric
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 1/4 cup shredded vegan cheese
Add a little oil or vegan butter to a nonstick pan and heat it on medium. Add the onions and a pinch each of sugar, salt, and baking soda. Turn the heat to low and caramelize the onions, stirring them occasionally to prevent burning. They should cook for about 20 minutes.
Preheat the oven to 400˚ while the onions are on the stove. Prepare an 8” cake tin by oiling it liberally.
In the meantime, prepare the quiche mixture by combining the tofu, aquafaba (unwhipped), almond milk, nutritional yeast, cornstarch, soy sauce and spices in a blender or food processor. Blend for at least a minute to whip up the aquafaba.
When the onions are caramelized, move them to one side of the pan and add a splash of water (about 2-3 tablespoons) to deglaze the bottom of the pan. Add the broccoli, turn the heat back up to medium, and cook it for about 5 minutes, just until it softens and turns brighter green. Remove from heat and fold into the liquid quiche mixture.
Pour the mixture into the prepared cake pan and sprinkle the vegan cheese on top, if using. Bake for 35 minutes or until the top is golden brown.
Allow to cool for at least 10 minutes before serving.
I’m confident that Barack, Michelle, Steven, and I would make great dinner party partners. I think we’d steer clear of politics for a while, instead talking about veganism and how healthy, environmentally friendly, and downright delicious it can be.
So, Mr. Obama, when are you coming to dinner?!