Day 9: Most retro recipe.
During my senior year of high school, we celebrated Spirit Week, with days where seniors were encouraged to dress in various costumes. One theme was ’80s Day. My silly friends and I always had to be just a little different (read: weird), and decided that since the administration hadn’t specified WHICH ’80s they meant, it was open to interpretation. So when the rest of the senior class showed up to school in leggings and neon with teased hair, we were in silver and black and shiny things… because we were from the 2080s. We thought we were oh so clever.
You can probably see where I’m going with this.
Today’s prompt — Most Retro Recipe — got me thinking. Just how retro could I go?! Then last night, I came across this Food52 article about the history of mustard and immediately knew just how retro I would go. Guess when the first written recipe for mustard appeared? Not the 1500s or 1600s, as Steven and our friend Lara guessed when I posed the question. Nope, you have to go all the way back to 42 AD! Doesn’t that just blow your mind?! After learning just how retro mustard is, I went down a Google rabbit hole of mustard research and only surfaced for air to share some truly amazing mustard-inspired scribblings with Steven and Lara, such as this poem-recipe for mustard:
For lumbardus mustard
Take mustarde and let hit drye
Anonyn, Sir, wyturlye;
Stomper hit in a morter fyne,
And fars hit thurghe a clothe of lyne;
Do wyne therto and venegur gode,
Sturm hom wele togeder for the rode,
And make hit thyke inowghe thenne,
Whenne thou hit spendes byfore gode menne,
And make hit thynne with wyne, I say,
With diverse metes thou serve hit may.— from Liber cure Cocorum, c. 1480
Be still, my Middle-English-loving heart! This cookbook written in verse is now my new favorite thing, and I want to cook everything from it.
But one thing at a time! Further research into historical mustard-making techniques revealed that ancient Roman mustard usually contained other nuts ground up with the mustard seeds, and that black mustard seeds were more commonly used than yellow. Intrigued, I decided to tweak the recipe a bit to come up with my own not-so-ancient Roman mustard… because the ancient Romans certainly didn’t have food processors.
Ancient Roman-Inspired Mustard
Makes way too much mustard
- 1/2 cup black mustard seeds
- 1/2 cup pine nuts
- Scant 1/4 cup red wine vinegar
- 1/2 cup water
- 1 tsp salt
Using a mortar and pestle, grind the mustard seeds for about a minute. They should remain mostly whole. I had to grind the seeds in batches because they didn’t all fit in my mortar.
Add the ground seeds to a food processor, along with the pine nuts. Process for about thirty seconds, then add the remaining ingredients and process into a paste.
Transfer to a jar and refrigerate for 24 hours before serving.
As you can see, this mustard looks… well, different from regular ol’ mustard! It hasn’t rested its full 24 hours yet, so I haven’t tried it in its final form. I’ll be sure to report back. ;)
“Makes way too much mustard” — I loved that note, haha! Fingers crossed that it’s super tasty when you get to try it! :)
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I mean, I like mustard, butttt a giant jar of potentially gross homemade mustard is a different story! :D
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this post is amazing!!!! Scholarly, adventurous, and a cliff hanger!! I can’t wait to hear your thoughts on the mustard after its 24hour waiting period. So cool
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I’m glad you enjoyed it! Gotta find something to try it with…
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Haha this is rad! I love your ‘makes way too much’ too. Mustard is my favorite condiment so I figure it’ll taste good. That Middle English is heart skipping – so many ‘y’.
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I love mustard, but yeah… it made a whole lotta weird-ass mustard!
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We had the same idea, with how far to go retro, but you have got me BEAT. Nicely done!
Zsu @ Zsu’s Vegan Pantry
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Ha, thanks!
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Hah, this is so cool and that cookbook sounds awesome!
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I know; it was such a great find!
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I was thinking the same thing- how retro is retro? I was thinking about trying to veganized some of the colonial beer “cocktails” but then I decided I didn’t want warm beer with Earth Balance in it XD
I love recreating historical recipes, and might give this one a go! Now I just need a mortar and pestle.
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Haha, warm beer with Earth Balance… couldn’t you just call it Butterbeer and be good?!
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